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Rickety Metal Chair, Lino Diner Table, Orphan’s Broken Bed

June 12th, 2007

New from Urban Decay! It’s a chair. A shitty, rusty, metal chair with bent legs and broken slats. But it can be YOUR shitty, rusty metal chair with bent legs and broken slats!

Chrome and lino set ripped, literally, from the guts of an abandoned diner. Table leaf raises and lowers with a touch. Two animated chairs included so you have no excuse to eat alone, unless you’re the only one left after the debris is cleared away.

Our narrow, cold, broken bed is an orphan’s nightmare. Animated with tossing and turning animation and barely covered by a thin ragged quilt, you’ll spend your nights dreaming of brighter days, if you can sleep at all.

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